Queers , Queries Ch. 01

One knock. “Honey?” Mom leans in. I look up from my phone. It’s taken nineteen years, but I’ve finally gotten used to her beauty. I know it’s magical and genetically unfair. She’s a Succubus; beauty is how she hunts her prey. It also means that how I see her is literally my brain’s definition of beauty: long and wavy red hair, clear green eyes, freckles, pale skin, curves that go on for…

It’s not my fault I think my mom is hot. It’s a spell.

So, this ridiculously stunning Irish version of my mom walks into my room. Her ram’s horns are still visible, but it’s hard for me to concentrate on them. They only exist in my periphery. Hooves and tail are gone (must be nice), and her wings are tucked away into whatever magic dimension her wings go to. Thankfully, I don’t have wings of my own to deal with, though flying around could be nice. Not in Hell, but I hear other planes don’t have toxic smog blocking out their sky.

“Need help packing?” she asks. Her voice also changes to that of my ideal partner — husky, thick, and… Irish (okay, so I have a type).

I shake my head, and my thick braid swings back and forth in the way that always makes me giddy. “I finished packing like three days ago.”

“Really?” She steps further into the room and closes the door behind her. “Everything?”

“Triple checked.” I hand her my packing list — laminated and color coordinated. It has three check marks next to each item for each round of packing.

“Lucy’s bush…” She looks over the list in amazement. One day, I swear, Mom will look at something I’ve done and be impressed rather than shocked by its oddity. I blush.

“I don’t know why I thought it, knowing you, but I assumed your stuff would be all over the room and you’d be panicked crying or something like that.”

“No. That’s you.” I grab my packing list from her. I still have enough time for a fourth check if I hurry. “Remember when we went to the Shadowfell and you remembered to pack three different sets of lingerie and almost a dungeon’s worth of sex toys but forgot soap and shampoo?”

“Well, it worked in the end, didn’t it? We didn’t bathe our way out of that Gloom Lord’s clutches.”

“Not in the usual definition of bathe.”

Mom sticks her forked tongue out at me and paces around the room, sighing with nostalgic sentimentality as she looks at the two trunks of all my possessions. The admissions paperwork told us only to bring the essentials — and I did — but I don’t think they assumed one trunk would be entirely books. One wall of my room is still lined with almost a hundred of my beloved beauties, but I showed remarkable restraint in the packing process. That one trunk is only filled with books pertaining to transmutation magic, a few favorite novels, and my smut collection.

A girl should never be far from her smut.

Mom picks up a picture of me, her, and my dads. It’s from one of the few times we went to the mortal world. Mom took us to Russia, and the cold there was worse than anything Hell has to offer. A century or so ago, she had a fling with Alexandra Feodorovna, the Empress. Through a series of unfortunate events that she’s never made clear to me, their affair led to the Bolshevik Revolution. A lot of the stories mix up Rasputin and Mom in the details, but Mom doesn’t mind losing the credit. History forgets but Hell remembers. Mom got a big promotion, and Russia became her favorite vacation spot.

“Want anything special for your last breakfast?”

“I’m not on death row; I’m going to college.”

“And then you’ll have adventures. Friends.” She puts down the picture and arches an eyebrow at me. “Lovers.”

I roll my eyes. “I will get a degree in transmutation, find no jobs with it, and move in with my parents like every human girl is doing these days.” I smile as sweetly as I can at her and tenderly grab her shoulders. I knew today would be hard for her. “You can’t get rid of a topkapı escort Devil that easily. Contracts and all that.”

“Daughters don’t sign contracts.” Her lips twist into a pout that I imagine has melted a thousand hearts across millennia.

“We do. In a way.” I give her a kiss on each cheek. “But I would love biscuits and gravy.” I say it in the thick accent of an antebellum Southern Belle. Mom and I always joked that we imagined that would be the natural accent of Hell’s denizens.

“Right away,” she says, mimicking my accent. “With a cold glass of sweet tea?”

“And a Georgia peach, just how I like it.” Mom laughs and heads out of the room. To be fair, I wouldn’t be able to find Georgia on a map, and I’ve only had a peach once in my life. I close the door behind Mom and lean my head against it. Mom has always been the way I made sense of the world. When I was seven, I read about peaches and asked her to describe their taste to me. She went to the mortal world and got one for me. Without her, a peach would just be a word on a page. My whole life, she has been the ambassador of the real world while I’ve wandered the Sulphur Wastes or tried to tame a flock of imps to be my pets.

“What will I do without you?” I whisper to the dark.

“Suffer,” the darkness whispers back. I whip around. Standing, holding the picture of me and my parents in Russia, is the slithering shadow of my nightmares. Something pools and ripples off them, something like smoke, but it’s darker than the shadows. It’s like heat rippling over the baking stones of Hell, but in reverse. I gasp. It’s drinking in the light. The lamp by my desk is leaning in closer to it, the light bending up and into the shadow creature’s body. Even the red light of Hell’s flames outside my window is pulled into them, like a living black hole of thin, sharp lines.

“What are you doing here?” I ask. I pinch myself. I’m still awake. This isn’t a nightmare.

“Time is running out.” They turn to me. Their eyes — if they can be called that — have the same haze lingering over them where light is drawn in. Their fingers are obsidian blades carefully clutching a photo of my family. A photo I should have packed.

Three gentle knocks on the door. The shadow creature’s head jerks up. The door tries to open, but I’m blocking the way.

“Query?” Alma’s voice wraps itself around the crack in the door. “Is everything okay?”

I step away and open the door — partly to let Alma in but mostly so Mom can come here and —

“Wow, I’ve never seen it so clean.” I look back around, and the shadow creature is gone. It’s just Alma standing there with a steaming cup of Dwarven coffee — strong, black, with chai and cayenne pepper. Hells, I will miss her.

“And to think the one time I really wanted to clean it,” she puts the coffee down on my bare desk. She’s worked for us my whole life, but I’m not sure how old she is. She’s a lovely Dwarven woman with thick blonde curls that she barely contains in braids and golden hoops. Honestly, it’s a masterpiece of craftsmanship and design that she echoes with her rings, armbands, and my favorite — her large septum piercing that somehow makes her large eyes seem rounder and fuller and her full lips look more luscious and glossier.

Alma wipes something from her eye to save her carefully done cat’s eye. “I wanted to do something nice for you, one last time.”

“Oh, Alma,” I say and wrap her in a big hug.

She wraps her arms around my waist. Her head only reaches my chest, and I pull her in tight. I know some people think of the staff in their house as a second mother or an aunt, but Alma has always been more of a peer. She isn’t some bland maternal figure that loves laundry. She made a deal with Mom — she still won’t tell me the terms — and this is her payment instead of her soul. I’m not even convinced she’s much older than me, though I don’t think she’s aged a day since working here. More Devil magic at work.

“Hells, bağcılar escort you smell good,” she says as she nuzzles her face into my breasts. “I’m going to miss it.”

“Yeah,” I say, breathless. “I know.” I hold the back of her head, not sure if I’m holding her head in place, comforting her, or bringing her head in tighter against my body.

“You packed without me.”

“I’m going to be doing a lot of things without you.”

“Too many things.”

I kiss the top of her head. “I know.”

“I just…” She moans. On any other day, I’d be slightly annoyed — at myself, not her. While I don’t have Mom’s effortless glamour skills or soul-consuming sexual prowess, I did inherit her abilities to numb the minds of those around me with lustful compulsion. Not that I can control it, of course. That would be useful. Instead, people like Alma find themselves going tingly and giggly around me, wanting to get in my panties, and willing to do anything for it.

“I want to do one thing for you before you go.” Alma rubs her nose against my nipples until they stiffen. My back arches, and I moan slightly.

“Just one thing?”

She laughs. “Maybe more.”

She trails kisses down my breasts, over my tummy, and down to my skirt. I stumble back against the wall, leaning against the house to support me as my knees go weak. Alma is tender and loving; she always has been. We’ve never had to rush in this house — Mom would never interrupt or shame us. Many people come on to me, but Alma was the first one I let in. She’s the first one I felt safe with, and she’s been a comforting lover since the first time. She’s never felt entitled to my body, though I know she aches for it whenever I’m around.

“Fuck,” I say as she kisses the inside of my thighs.

“Yes,” she says. “Let’s.” Alma’s body shifts from nervous and desperate to predatory. This is the way it always goes whenever any woman finally caves to my aura, and it’s that shift that finally melts me. It is one thing to be like a drug to another soul, but it is a far more delicious thing to be devoured, to have firm hands grip the rolls of your flesh, to feel an eager mouth look for any pleasure it can give me, to know that the shape and form of me makes them so, so happy.

Alma puts her head beneath my skirt, and I sink into her touch, my anxiety about the coming day floats away. Alma’s tongue knows each curve and crevice of my body, and she treats it well. I know that she is saying goodbye to it in a different way than she’d say goodbye to me. When we part, we will hug each other and cry silent tears. But when our bodies part, we will be hot and sticky with sweat and all the yummy bits that our love makes.

“I just got dressed,” I say, still worried about how I’ll look on my first day. “And my hair.”

“Then I’ll be the only one between legs today, Mistress.” She hooks her fingers onto the waistband of my tights.

“Lucy’s tits,” I say. She kisses the soft hairs of my mound, taking her time. It wouldn’t matter if the sky was falling around us, Alma never rushes her kisses. She places each one tenderly with the gentle wet sound that drives me crazy. This must be what it feels like when people are lured in by my aura. A kind of irresistible bliss. This is the lack of control that every drug user signs up for, and I wouldn’t be surprised if Alma’s kisses were just as addictive.

My hips move and pulse, rolling against Alma’s face as her tongue works. Flames dance over my fingertips. If I let myself go, my whole body could erupt in flame. The walls of my room hiss as my hands singe them.

“Fuck,” I hiss as Alma adds a finger to help her tongue. The warm breath of laughter on my thighs and wet lips melts my brain.

***

Two knocks on the door, and for the first time in nine years, Mom doesn’t wait for me to tell her to come in. “Breakfast is — Lucy’s tits!” I can’t see her with Alma sitting on my face, but the door slams, and Alma halkalı escort rushes to climb off of me.

“No,” I say. I grip her thighs tight, the claw-like nature of my nails biting her soft flesh. “One more time. Please.”

“As you wish,” Alma says with the smirk that started our affair in the first place. The are-you-going-to-stare-at-me-all-day-or-sink-to-your-knees-like-a-good-girl stare. She cups my cheek and says tenderly, “Not worried about your braid anymore?”

“I just didn’t want you to have to do it again.”

“I’ll take care of you.” She bends down and kisses me sweetly. Then, with a laugh, she tosses the braided bouquet of her hair to one side and climbs back on top of my face. As she sinks down, I let my tongue wish her body goodbye.

***

We stumble out of the room, but Alma trails behind me, rebraiding my hair. She makes sure my outfit is smoothed and on straight before she lets me walk away.

“I will never get over the taste of you,” I say.

“No, I don’t suppose you will.” She winks, and I almost pull her back into my room. I could spend all day in there with her. Classes don’t start until tomorrow. Who cares if I miss move-in day?

But Alma doesn’t give me the chance; she rushes into the kitchen where Mother is sitting on her tablet, scrolling through all the updates from the Lowerarchy and scanning social media for yummy snacks. I know her focus is all on me today, but I can’t imagine she doesn’t want a mortal to devour while she’s in DC.

“Have fun, you two?” Mom asks without looking up.

“You already know the answer,” Alma says as she pours me a glass of milk. “Did the sentimentality of the day make you forget how to knock, Mistress?”

“I did knock. Oh, he looks yummy.” She takes a screenshot of a young senator. “And good contacts, I bet.”

“Too young,” I say. “He’ll be some junior senator on shit committees.”

“I can make sure he doesn’t stay junior for long. Well, not me. But I bet Beezlebub could.” Mom has suppressed her slut-chic style today for the porn version of a businesswoman. Her black lace bra is obvious beneath her thin white shirt, which doesn’t even matter because it is buttoned low enough that her neckline meets her underwire. She has a cream blazer with black lace detailing at the cuff of the sleeve, and pants pressed so cleanly they must have cost three souls.

“I’m surprised you don’t have a regular meal in DC.” Alma sets the biscuits and gravy in front of me, and I drown it in red pepper flakes. It takes a lot of heat to sting a Devil’s tongue.

“Don’t shit where you eat and all that. Oh.” She looks up at my meal from her tablet. “Crass saying for mealtime, apologies, darling.”

I shrug. “Too many Devils in DC?”

“Exactly. I never know who’s toe I’m stepping on.”

“Hence a junior senator.”

“Fresh meat. I might be able to stake my claim first.” She grabs her phone and shoots a text to Lilith. “I’ll have fourteen forms to fill out just to talk to him.”

“No bureaucrat like Lucifer,” I say, and Mom nods while taking a bite of her overnight oats. It’s a common saying around here. Better than the mortal saying: “The Devil’s in the details.” Though to be fair, we’re there too.

“Nervous about today, Q?” Alma asks as she joins us with her own plate that is ninety percent gravy and only ten percent biscuit. The biscuits are basically the spoons for her breakfast stew.

I look at Mom and raise an eyebrow. She sighs and buttons her top up one button. I would never make her hide the beautiful detailing of her cleavage, but I’d rather she give MILF energy on move-in day than look like she’s about to blow the pizza guy.

“What?” Alma looks back and forth at us, confused.

“I told you she couldn’t resist,” I say with a mouthful of spicy sausage and fluffy biscuit. “She’s a nervous chatter.”

“I just thought she’d avoid cliche, y’know?” Mom locks her eyes with Alma. “I thought you were better than that. Of course she’s nervous.”

“You made a bet that I would…” Mom and I both smile. We don’t use money down here, and I won’t trade in souls, so modesty is the only thing I can wager with Mom. “I was just making conversation!”

“Nervous chatter,” I say.

“I feel like I’m being punished for –“